What is this, my first sloth in 2 months?
Sloth me.
Sloth on over here and help me out.
What the sloth?
Fuck these sloths.
I got slothed over tonight.
Pathetic sloth.
Precious sloth.
Eeking up trees
Life on
E.
Sloth head.
Melon faced sloth.
Burping smiles all bubbled off Skol.
Is that a slotherhouse?
Little bandit sloth stealin’ up all my time.
Robbing urges.
That’s a real sloth slapper.
Crispy fur.
Ya hiding anything under that fur?
Betcha are.
Hope ya are.
I work at a Slothel.
Slothing everyone. All the time.
12 hrs for the price of 6.
There’s no business like Sloth business.
Sloth yourself.
One, hairy, three-toed sloth at a time.
Progress.
Made in Sloth
1 comment:
I just laughed by myself for a good 15 minutes at this poem. Genius. Sloth it up.
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